- Wednesday, December 2, 2009
- J.C. Colón
Man Vs. 4x4
In the days of old (circa 1990's), men were forced to prove themselves by going head-to-head with man's newest - and greatest - foe: the internet. Now that we have an iPhone in every pocket and an iPod with internet access in the other pocket, I'd say we pretty well conquered the internet.
So that's it I guess. Every single foe menkind (sorry girls) has ever faced has been conquered and video proof posted on YouTube. There's no other way for men to be men, and boys to feel inadequate in comparison.
At least there wasn't.
Thanks to the endless hours we collectively spent lying awake at night, staring at the ceiling, praying to God for a new challenge to undertake, menkind (again, this is deliberate typo meant to exclude women, I'm so sorry) has met their match. And once again, we have risen victorious, not to mention masculine.
The latest contender to conquer the beast in the name of all men who have birthdays and work at Ambassador is one Bill Reitler, commander of the armies of the north (because men love Gladiator references).
No mere burger, no matter how many patties it contains (four)
can stand to the unstoppable force of a man's hunger.
Great work, Bill. Happy Birthday!
Ambassador 4x4 Club - Current Members:
Robert Jacobsen - Deposed Dictator (his burger was protein style)
Jim Sanders - President Elect (added animal style fries)
Bill Reitler - Defense Secretary
Special thanks to JC for coming up with the idea in the first place.