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Come One (Man) Come All (Men)!

  • Tuesday, September 8, 2009
  • J.C. Colón
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I didn't ask for this.

I don't think anybody does.

Nevertheless, in a cruel and very high cholesterol twist of fate, I was abducted (no, I don't mean inducted) into the "Ambassador 4x4 Club," President Robert Jacobsen presiding.

The rumors are true. I was, in fact, born. The anniversary of which is not technically until tomorrow. I tried to escape the inevitable trip to In-N-Out by taking my birthday off, but I severely underestimated the willingness of people to simply do everything a day sooner. It was a battle of wits that I lost without ever knowing it was fought.

When all is said and done, consuming the infamous 4x4 carries with it a sense of pride. Almost as if one has just completed a right of passage into a very exclusive club. Now I too, have passaged those rights, whatever that means (I don't honestly know).

Together, with my fellow member Robert, and all the soon-to-be inductees (as soon as they have birthdays), we look forward to the future of the Ambassador 4x4 Club. Specifically, we look forward to next month when Jim Sanders, Amb-OS heavyweight, will be celebrating his birthday.

We are coming for you Jim. You can run. You can hide. But we know where you work.

And we will be waiting.

Current 4x4 Members:

Robert Jacobsen - President


Congrats on joining this prestigious club, Micah! So, will Jim try a 5x5 to top you guys? :-)

Yikes. I may need to take the month of October off. It'll take me a month to process all that cholesterol.

Hilarious! I almost wish I were a man so I could join the 4x4 club. I said "almost."

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