I love to golf. That means on occasion, I'm playing with someone I've never met before. And the conversation always eventually gets to "So tell me what you do?" and the "So how's business?" conversation.
I've given, and received, a large number of responses. I've concluded that business is bad-across the board. Here's evidence of that fact in just a few of the impacted industries. 1) The plumbing business is in the toilet 2) The airline business has crashed 3) The card table business has folded 4) The aquarium business has tanked 5) The gravel business is crushed while the cement business has hardened 6) The pool business has drained 7) The hair-coloring business is dyeing 8) The submarine business is going under 9) The masseuse business is belly-up 10) The landscape business has been cut 11) The construction business has collapsed 12) The shock absorber business is bottoming out 13) The janitorial business has kicked the bucket 14) The vegetable business is frozen 15) The raspberry business is jammed 16) The public bathroom business is stalled 17) The roofing business is flat 18) The book printing business is in chapter 13 19) The woodworking business is finished 20) The crease business has been depleted I'm sure you can think of a few more . . . I'd love for you to add them to the blog!
Jim Sanders
Ambassador Advertising. We Connect. Ministry and Media.
Comments
The cake business is cooked
The college business has flunked. But not APU!
The garbage business has been kicked to the curb.
This is awesome!! I was really curious to see what Jim was going to say and I got a big laugh out of this one! If I think of one, I will be sure to post!!
The fireworks business has exploded!
The book printing business can't be in chapter 13 unless maybe it's a sole proprietorship. It could be in chapter 7 or 11!
The meat packers have packed up and left town.
I think the economy is putting the squeeze on the accordion business.
The dental business is capped